Quips & Other One Liners
Addictions as "illnesses"
Sick people look to
alleviate,
addicts seek to exacerbate!.
Clichés
"You can't always tell
a book by it's cover" If there's a half naked woman on the
cover, it's safe to say it's not a VB.NET reference manual!
"The best way to
get something done right is to do it yourself" There are times
it's just better to write a check and walk away...
Compromise
Give them an inch 63360 times and what do they
have? A mile!
Giving someone 2 apples when they
demanded 4 is not compromise, that's meeting them half way - don't
confuse the two concepts
Meeting in the middle means (or should mean) both parties had to give
up or do something of equal value.
Crime
Talmudic phrase:He who has mercy upon
the ruthless is really being ruthless to the
merciful.
Education
Education is the tool of tyranny in a
free society.
Environment
Global
Warming - Wasn't this planet tropical before a disaster? Could
Global warming be a return to normal?
Don't talk about air pollution when you have a cigarette hanging from
your mouth!
Interesting
site I found/
Favors
Today's favor is tomorrow's
expectation!
Politics
It used to be Donkeys vs.
elephants.... Now it's RINO's and Jackasses vs the American
taxpayer?
What's the Difference between a RINO and a Jackass???
Not enough!!!
Politicians
Chris
Dodd - If elected president, he will be 64 years old at
inauguration... that's 5 years less than too old for the job
Hillary Clinton - Is a self
made woman (she made herself ride Bill's coat tails)
Jimmy Carter - Is desperately
trying to leave a legacy as a good person to cover up his legacy as
president.(Indecisive tyrant who thought we were all idiots.)
Joe Leiberman - Is a goof
Orthodox Jew - Just stop by his office on a Saturday afternoon and
discuss it with him over cheeseburgers!
John McCain - is Ted Kennedy's
pet RINO (Republican In Name Only)
Ted Kennedy - Opposes
windmills on Cape Cod's coast because he's afraid he'll hit one of them
Religion
The purpose of the separation of Church
and State is such that they always remain separate bodies challenging
each other's morality
Slums
Who puts the garbage in the halls? It's
not like I bring a car load down every other weekend
Taxes
"The more you make, the more they take"
is true, but only 1/2 the
truth in some
cases.
Last Updated Feb 11, 2008